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Feb 6, 2016
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I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school
I got one at my university my senior year.
My roommates were horrified.
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Jan 16, 2016
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Kylo Ren: *Has a tantrum and starts breaking expensive shit*
First Order Financial Department:
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Sep 20, 2015
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Steve Harvey: Name something that two adults do with each other in private in the master bedroom of their house.
Contestant: Sex?
Steve Harvey: EKJDBRHDIVIDJBEJSJOSOCICJFBRKSJCIVUHFBRNEOSOCOVICJDBWJCOUCHR
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Sep 5, 2015
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Action movie
- Villain: *slices off piece of apple with sharp knife and eats it. With a smug and sinister smile he paces the floor*
- Hostages: *wait in fearful silence, anticipating villain's first lines*
- Villain: mmmm tasty apple me likey
Sep 5, 2015
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during sex
- girlfriend: why are u laughing
- me: thought of a meme
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